I guess all of you have heard about the limping terrorist escaping from Whitley Detention Centre on Wednesday. It has been revealed that he used the classic tried and tested method of escaping from toilet. The guards never watch movies 1 huh? We all know that whenever a detainee go to the toilet, he will surely escape one. That is what they always do in the movies. How can you all let him go toilet? Give him a rubberband and tie lah.
Now that he has escaped, Wong Can’t Sing “Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word”. He said he is sorry that it happened, from a script prepared nicely for him to present during Parliament. Nobody told him that if he wants to look sincere, he should face the camera instead of the prepared script when saying sorry. Perhaps we should give him another pay increment so that he can say sorry in a more sincere manner next time.
On the side note, rumors that Suntree picture is going to do a remake of the 1953 movie, The Limping Man. Mas Selamat Kastari is being considered for the lead role. That is provided the polices and soldiers manage to find him.
The Limping Man Starring Mas Selamat Kastari.
Limping to a theater near you.
on Feb 29th, 2008 at 11:21 PM
they confirm never watch 24. could have taken a leaf from jack bauer.
on Mar 1st, 2008 at 1:07 AM
Imp: They never watch a lot of show. Escaping from toilet is a classic move. How could the let him do it?
on Mar 1st, 2008 at 6:19 AM
“Limping to a theater near you”. Lol. That’s it!! That’s how he managed to escape from the police by hiding in a cinema. Heh.
on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 11:31 AM
[...] – Baloney and Balls: Man Hunt! – Darth Grievous: A foul up and all we get is an apology! – DK: Limping terrorist escape using the classic tried and tested method – In hibernation: Prison Break, Singapore version! – AEN: Possible Appearances of JI Fugitive Mas [...]
on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 5:52 PM
Remember a nursery rhyme.
… the king is in the counting house counting up his money,the queen is in the palour eating bread and honey.the maid is in the garden hanging up the clothes and down came a crow and peck off her nose….. or something like that.
in another word :-
“Negligence of Duty”
Pay cut pay cut pay cut
on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 7:52 PM
Yah man,
he deserves a pay cut! Reduce his pay and distribute to the search team as one off bonus!
on Mar 8th, 2008 at 12:04 AM
[...] – Baloney and Balls: Man Hunt! – Darth Grievous: A foul up and all we get is an apology! – DK: Limping terrorist escape using the classic tried and tested method – In hibernation: Prison Break, Singapore version! – AEN: Possible Appearances of JI Fugitive Mas [...]
on Mar 24th, 2008 at 6:16 PM
thats it, dude