The following articles were authored by dk

Bengish

**Ah beng mode on**

Limpeh ka li kong hor, todae hor, limpeh ki greenapple eh blog hor, see this lanjiao link. Wah lan wei! Jin Jia si funny leh. Jit eh kennysia sibei gi-lat hor. Ah ni kuan ma eh sia. This thing hor, sibei shoik leh.

limpeh next time hor, eng this tool, then hor, don need type all these lanjiao bengish blog myself. even better. eh bai hor, eng ji eh link lai kua wa eh blog lah. Mai long wa ma huan type kao lampah drop….

**Ah beng mode off**

Wrong Side

Took this photo while waiting for a friend. Actually it is quite a common sight. Every Aug, surely got some fellow who hang the flag wrongly.

I still don’t understand how something so simple can cock up. Can’t you guys just mentally visualise which side the flag is when you are hanging it?

The crescent moon and 5 stars are on the left side of the flag, meaning when you are hanging it, the crescent moon and 5 stars should be on your right side.

Simple mah…. okie, even if you hang wrongly, don’t you bother to take a look at your flag when you walk pass your block? Aiyo… National day over liao lah, hope u take it down soon. Don’t throw our face. Wait other country people laugh at us say we don’t even know how to hang our own nation’s flag. What a disgrace.

Next national day, remind me to do a special edition to teach people how to hang flag.

National education should include a module to teach singaporeans how to hang flag. After 40yr of flag hanging, still got people manage to do it wrongly. *Shake head*

Election should be coming…..

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I’m not refering to the presidental election. Oh, btw: We might not have a president election. Judging from the way the newspaper blast the Mr Kuan recently, I doubt we will get a public holiday.

Seriously, I don’t mind seeing any tom dick or harry coming out for the president election. Why the need to filter away the clowns and jokers? We are matured already right? Surely we can tell the different between clowns and contender.

Just throw Kuan and Nathan in the pit and fight it out.

Anyway, I wasn’t going to talk about presidental election. I wanted to talk about General Election. You know, the time when you finally gets to see your MPs walking around your GRC, shaking hands and saying hello to you machim they are good old friends of you. Come come, how many people can name all the MPs in your GRC? Even I cannot do that. All I know is Mr Lim Boon Heng is 1 of them. The education minister (whom I cannot recall his name) is also 1 of my MP. As for the other 3 tag-a-long MPs, I seriously cannot remember their name, look and even GENDER!! yeap. I don’t even remember if they are male or female. it is THAT BAD.

But at least the elections are coming. When the election comes, they will show up and I’ll try my face to remember who they actually are.

You may ask, How do you know elections are coming? Simple…. Read the State controlled Newspaper. Hahahaha…. Suddenly, out of no where, they start talking about the GRC boundries and Pontong Pasir….. Something fishy…. it should be coming soon….

MP from outer space?


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Caught on national TV, Live during the NDP 05.
(pls excuse the poor quality image. I capture the pic using my K750i. Can’t seem to do a screen capture on windows media player)

See the video on demand if you still don’t believe your eyes.
Skip to 1hr 10min 15sec.

Okie lah, no alien lah. Just some streamers at the background. Haha.

Gee…. I hope the cameraman doesn’t get fired because of this.
Just a joke only Mr MP, don’t angry ok?

Made in Singapore


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I have no problem understanding the instructions from mrbrown. Just that I feel 1 photo is enough to make my own “one Singapore minute”. Why need a series of photos when just 1 photo can say how I feel about Singapore. (Hope I don’t get disqualified for doing this)

And here we have it. 1 photo with 3 things that do Singapore proud.

Pls excuse me if I left out other things. My mind is currently on a holiday mood. Can’t really think of others. But these 3 are already good enough to make you wanna stand up and say loud loud “I’m a Singaporean!”

Happy Birthday Singapore.