Below are some conversation between my dad and I while watching the NDP.
Me: How come PAP got marching contingent but worker party don’t have huh?
Dad: Hammer logo not nice.
Me: Wah, the PAP contingent is lead by one of the MP.
Dad: Ya, confirm he said something wrong during paliment. So they punish him by making him stand in the parade while the rest sit at the VIP seats and enjoy the show.
Dad: What is “NOP”?
Me: Huh? What “NOP”? “NOPE” huh?
Dad: See TV lah.
The marching contingent just formed the word “NDP 07” but the “D” look like “O”
Me: We should deduct the president’s pay this year.
Me: He didn’t sing the National Anthem. Didn’t walk while reviewing the guard of honour. He didn’t even talk to anyone one of them.