I love wireless@sg. Its the best thing IDA has ever produced. Seriously, wireless@sg is brilliant. Never have I seen anything as good as this.
I really lost count of the number of times wireless@sg disconnect on me. Wow, it sure is exciting when you are using wireless@sg. Everytime you click a link, you will be wondering if the page will load properly. Surfing the internet never been so exciting before. You will either go “WOW. I ganna disconnected again” or “Hey look, I can load that page properly!”.
The wonderful wireless@sg network will also log you out frequently. This give you the chance to see the beautifully designed login page again and again. I love the GUI and colour scheme so much that I’m glad that they keep logging me out. Sometimes, I get to see the login page every 5 minutes. Who wants to surf the internet when the login page is so beautiful?
Cool right? This is IDA’s master plan for a globally connected and intelligent nation by 2015. By covering Singapore with a totally unreliable WIFI network. This is indeed Uniquely Singapore. Singapore tourism board can even put on their website that say “Surf internet on the go with wireless@sg which disconnects you randomly”. I bet the tourist will all be impressed by the frequent random disconnection. They don’t get to experience this kind of excitement back in their country.
And IDA is planning to roll out more services on wireless@sg. Services like VOIP. Imagine wireless@sg disconnecting the phone call when your wife starts nagging at you? Cool right?
I suggest IDA look into ways to link life support machine to wireless@sg. The person on this kind of life support machine will die once the network get disconnected. Imagine linking wireless@sg to Vivian Balakrishnan’s life support machine. I bet IDA will surely do something to wireless@sg to make it less exciting and more reliable. Don’t you think so? Seriously, I strongly believe that if your survival depends on wireless@sg, then you might as well end your life now.
PS: You may ask, why Vivian Balakrishnan? Cause he is the Second Minister For Information, Communications And The Arts. And also that ass who refuse to give the poor additional $30 per month.
PS again: DK’s twin brother decided to blog this entry after DK lost count of the number of times he got disconnected from wireless@sg at Starbucks today.