Top 10 ridiculous patents that you should register to earn quick bucks

After reading thru the patent list, I discovered that there are tons of things in this world that hasn’t been patented yet. Perhaps we should patent them and sue people’s ass for infringing our patents. Here is the top 10 list of ridiculous patents that you should register to earn quick bucks.
Top 10 ridiculous patents that you should register to earn quick bucks
10) Method of walking by alternative movement of the left and right lower limp
9 ) Method of selecting an item on a Personal Computer by a mouse click
8 ) Method of consuming nutrition thru mouth for the purpose of providing nutritional needs
7 ) Method of creating sound by striking two palms together
6 ) Method of inhaling oxygen and carbon dioxide using the mouth or nose
5 ) Method of gesture by extending the middle finger of the hand while bending the other fingers into the palm
4 ) Method of positioning head on the table with the face facing a downwards position
3 ) Method of releasing body fluid when in a standing, squatting or sitting position
2 ) Method of coming out with ridiculous top 10 list
And the number one top 10 ridiculous patents that you should register to earn quick bucks
1 ) Method of patenting ridiculous patents.

5 comments

  1. Tianhong: See #3. 🙂
    Ohkulala: You can try. I’m sure I won’t ganna that. 🙂
    Leong Him Woh: Please go patent #1. That will save us a lot of trouble.

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